Krissmas Every Day: Lagoon Is Not For Goons

Say What?

*Abbie: (While complaining about a boy who always pulls her hair) "Why would he be mean to me, if he loves me?"
*Scott: (While watching Kelly Ripa walk out to her chair) "PRETTY!'
*Dylan: "I'm almost 8, I need to start choosing the right."
*Dylan: Dad' s have it easy. They just go to work, get the money, and drive us around on the weekends. (He did not get that from me!)
*Abbie: "Dad is just eating junk. It has 10 million sugars, and 1 allergy!"
*Dylan: (During one of Abbie's overly dramatic crying spells) "I wish crying was never invented."
*Kriss: "Scottie, give me lovers"! Scott: (Puts his finger to his mouth) "Shhhhhh!"
*Abbie: "Nerdy boys don't get any girls."

Things that make me feel so old

Shopping in the Junior's section isn't appropriate anymore.
Teenage boys and their need to wear skinny girl pants and have moppy hair. I don't get it. Am I just that out of the loop?
Finding those irritating random gray hairs.
The fact I have to use Avon eye cream on my under eye fat bags. (It really does shrink them!)
While talking to my niece about Gwen Stefani I bring up No Doubt, and she has no idea who I'm talking about.
I graduated 15 years ago. Ahhhhh!
Having 4 kids. When did that happen?
Having a mortgage.
When store workers call me ma'am.
Every time I'm around High School kids I can't believe how annoying they are.