Humans Are Much Better Babies

Snakes scare me. Even tiny ones like the one in this picture. They are just as evil looking as spiders and they scare me just as much! I have never touched a snake and I don't ever plan on touching one. That brings me to the dream I had last night. Have you ever heard that pregnant ladies have really weird dreams? I always have, but Jesse describes my non-pregnancy dreams as "psychotic" and "disturbed", so I have never been able to tell the difference between the two. Well, last night I dreamed that I gave birth to Keira. It was so lovely to have her and be done being pregnant. The only problem was that she was born a snake. Pretty similar to the one in the picture. I was so afraid of her that I refused to hold her and love her. My sisters (uncharacteristically) were holding her and trying to show me how to love a snake. I couldn't do it. I couldn't even think about it. Do ya know how frustrating it was to have a new baby I couldn't touch? Luckily, I woke up right away and breathed a huge sigh of relief that I most likely won't be having any snake babies in December. Now Jesse thinks I've lost my mind completely...